Government shuts down. Mockery fills the void

"With the fall of the government, citizen activists took it upon themselves to chronicle the culture of lawlessness. Men played Gibson guitars made of wood imported from India, but not finished by Indian workers. Women bought cold medicine without a photo ID. Children went hours without hearing lectures about the environment." - Daniel Greenfield at Sultan Knish

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Meanwhile, Twitchy has too many one-liners to repeat. Go directly to the source.